I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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