Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize