I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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