Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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