Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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