I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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