I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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