watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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