He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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