i think my mom watched the whole time
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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