party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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