on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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