I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She bit a glass in half.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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