Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
