White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Panties = found
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