We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Can I color on your dick again?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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