There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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