OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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