How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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