Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
