Welp...herpes.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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