That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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