When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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