What a fucking waste of an outfit
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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