You work out of a Hotel?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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