Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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