We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I've blown a few things in my day
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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