Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.