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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  This girl wants me to lick her pits

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  pits??

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  Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work

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• (518): View more from New York

  I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.

  (801): View more from Utah

  Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:

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  SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.

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