Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.