He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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