oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I got inside last night via doggy door
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken