If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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