i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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