I think my vagina is haunted
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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