Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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