he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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