Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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