My brain says no but my pants say off.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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