Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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