I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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