Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
and she was petting her beer can
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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