just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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