I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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