but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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