Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?