now i know why i became what i already was.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.