Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
God I need to hump something, right now.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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