He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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