there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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