what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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