At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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