You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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