Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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