fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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