He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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