I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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