loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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