is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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