if you like me you must not know who I am
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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